"So Carlos bought a monkey. He brought it down and let everyone see it. Everyone loved the monkey. When he got back to Puerto Rico he talked his famous neighbor Chi Chi into getting a monkey too. Being a serious and studious man, Carlos read all he could about monkeys. He learned that they live to be 45 years old. He thought 'That's quite a commitment to make to a monkey.' So when he got back to the States he sold the monkey. This isn't a children's story, kids. He sold the monkey."