Scott! I was a PA on Bowling and 911 and forwarded this to Mike. Here's his response: "you mean people who agree w/ me will talk about sicko more? terrible! re: pirates tell the kid under no circumstances should he throw parties and invite everyone he knows over or host community screenings or leave copies in the stalls at the nixon museum. were up to me i'd sell two tickets at $100m each and destroy the masters. can't have people see the movie! terrible!"
She left an anti-spam email, so I can't write her back, and as I've never corresponded with Moore myself, I can't vouch the style, but it sounds like Moore, so I've no choice but to assume it's authentic. (pulls gold monocle from frock coat and secures it) I have famous readers. Do you have famous readers? No? (adjusts top hat) How dreadful. (reflects on life of three long minutes ago) I remember what it was like to be inconsequential, my tiny voice unread by the best people. (sighs)
Dark days, my friends, dark days.