When I am king:
- If you send an 8 MB .pdf file to the listserv, you will be dragged behind the woodshed and shot.
- If the listserv is departmental—making subscription mandatory—justice will also be visited upon your immediate family.
- If you receive an 8 MB .pdf file and immediately forward it back to the departmental listserv, you and your immediate family will be dragged behind the woodshed and shot very slowly—with bullets made of pain—by a hydraulic device of unknown provenance.
This is how the world will be, when I am king.