Your animal has been referred to our feline oncologist. (Your vet probably didn't give you all the details and that's for the best.) We will see you on the 27th.
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
P.S. We had no idea this automated message would in any way disturb you. We mean, like, who gets cancer anymore? We live in The Future. That shit's been eradicated for like decades of centuries or something.
P.P.S. Anyway, why would an automated message from any oncologist's office be disturbing to a cancer survivor? Are you crazy? (And how's your credit? Fine ain't it?)