Does anyone know if Marx wrote anything substantial on capital-qua-capital? (I'm not so concerned with his writing on money, although if something about it seems relevant to capital, I'd be happy to hear about that too.) If so, in what text might I find this? Thanks so much for extending your not inconsiderable expertise to suborn my project. I'll consider slapping your name in my acknowledgments page for fifteen seconds before deciding I'm a self-made man who never needed your help anyway.
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