Wednesday, 23 January 2008

Brand an "L" upon My Forehead

About that earlier post ... I'm an idiot.  Ruffled my feathers in defense of Kugelmass when the boy victimized himself.  The particular beauty of this incident is that I commented on the very post responsible for the ruffling.

(In my defense, I had slept neither soundly nor well at that time.)

Jan 23, 2008 11:22:30 PM | Academia

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surlacarte

Not to be mean, but this whole thing would have made a great addition to the satire...

Posted by: surlacarte | Thursday, 24 January 2008 at 12:46 AM

John Emerson

WTF are you satirizing? You're making the Unfogged in-joke threads look transparent.

Posted by: John Emerson | Thursday, 24 January 2008 at 05:26 AM

Adam Roberts

'L' for ... 'London-scholar'?

Posted by: Adam Roberts | Thursday, 24 January 2008 at 04:20 PM

SEK

"Loser," actually. But I appreciate you thinking the best of me, Adam.

John, click on the link to Kugelmass's post. It was included in a satirical publication circulated, but I thought Joe was being mocked and defended accordingly. (Because I am silly and a dullard.)

Posted by: SEK | Thursday, 24 January 2008 at 08:29 PM

Justin

And then it takes a really long time to figure out what this post is apologizing for if you didn't read the comments on the earlier post.

Posted by: Justin | Thursday, 24 January 2008 at 10:31 PM

SEK

Did I not say I was a dullard? O ye of too much faith ...

Posted by: SEK | Thursday, 24 January 2008 at 10:33 PM

John Emerson

This is too technical for me.

Posted by: John Emerson | Friday, 25 January 2008 at 09:44 AM

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