Now I want to see a film in which:
- Robert Downey Jr. has lines.
- Black people aren't tools.
- Women aren't secretaries.
I forgive comics more than their fair share of trespasses, but when the best moment in a film consists of post-rehab Robert Downey Jr. addressing a bartender,* someone's misspent $150 million.
*"A scotch please, I'm starving."