In case you're wondering why you haven't heard from them, the Facebook friends you contacted recognized your name and knew you didn't need a head-shot of me for the reasons you stated. (Which were, to be frank, quite lame considering how extremely difficult it is to figure out when my birthday is.)
Also, let me save you some time: not a single one of the results of a Google image search for my name is a picture of me, so you can stop clicking through every image of a person that search returns in the hopes that it'll be me. (Although I am flattered you clicked through to this one.)
If you would like a picture of me to deface in what you mistakenly believe will be a hilarious fashion, contact me at myentirenamesquisheduplikethis (at) gmail (dot) com and I'll send you a couple.
Update: if you're so inclined, feel free to scroll through those results and comment on which one you think I should be. Given this post (and the general tenor of the events chronicled here), I know what I'm voting for.
this one
hee hee
Posted by: The Modesto Kid | Thursday, 25 February 2010 at 06:52 PM
hee hee
What's so damn funny, TMK? I'm rocking that tub something fierce in that shot.
Posted by: SEK | Thursday, 25 February 2010 at 07:08 PM
How about this one?
Seriously, though, what the hell?
Posted by: Ahistoricality | Thursday, 25 February 2010 at 07:09 PM
John Derbykaufman?
Posted by: Karl Steel | Thursday, 25 February 2010 at 07:12 PM
Is there a bounty for such a photo? I'll sell this one for $100.
Posted by: todd. | Thursday, 25 February 2010 at 07:41 PM
You should jack up the price, todd, as that's not only a picture of me, it may well be a picture of me you took today.*
*Just edit in the bagel dog that I only bought because I had two minutes to get to class and needed something I could eat on the way.**
**For future reference, everyone, even if you slather them in mustard and ketchup, bagel dogs taste like warmed-over ass.
Posted by: SEK | Thursday, 25 February 2010 at 07:55 PM
On page 4 is a picture of Sarah Palin....
I KNEW IT. Think about it. We've never seen them in the same room together.
Posted by: nutellaontoast | Thursday, 25 February 2010 at 08:01 PM
I eat warmed-over ass for breakfast!
Wait, no...
Posted by: Karl Steel | Friday, 26 February 2010 at 06:56 AM