*This is one of those posts, in which I'm genuinely thanking you for coming here and clicking on things. I don't blog for the swag, but when swag happens, I know who to thank. (That would be you.)**
**Because I hate Reynoldsian product-drops in which he masks bragging about the awesomeness of his traffic with a "Heh" and a "Huh." I don't deny that it's awesome to walk all the way the dumpsters or the complex gym without a service interruption, but I know that I owe my ability to experience that awesomeness to you, and I want to thank you for that.***
***This post is symptomatic of how uncomfortable I am with having an audience I can't count on my phalanges, i.e. larger than a classroom. You folks frequently make my life far more interesting than it has any right to be, and I want to thank you for that.