SEK is standing in the security line at George Bush Intercontinental Airport. Behind him are three young men with shave heads and many muscles.
MARINE #1: Yo! Marines?
MARINE #2: ARE AWESOME!
MARINE #3: Every member of the other armed forces is a giant weeping vagina compared to–
ALL THREE: MARINES!
SEK ascertains that these strapping young men must be Marines. He proceeds through the checkpoint with no problem, so too do the first two MARINES.
TSA AGENT: (to the third MARINE) Sir, can I ask you to step aside?
MARINE #3: (looking perplexed) Me?
TSA AGENT: Yes sir.
The TSA AGENT pulls a Paul Hogan “Now THIS is a knife” from the third MARINE’s carry-on.
MARINE #3: You can’t take that! It’s my graduation blade!
SEK would tell you what happened next, but loitering around security checkpoints while sporting a beard is a bad idea even if you’re a Jew.