STUDENT: Can I write an essay about the rising cost of unnecessary oil platforms off the Korean coast?
SEK: I don't see why not. But, um, what are you writing this for?
STUDENT: Your class.
SEK: My class?
STUDENT: Shit, which one am I talking to?
SEK: Not the one who's teaching you anything about Korean oil platforms, but luckily for you, the one who won't be offended you just wrote "Shit."
STUDENT: Fuck, I won't make that mistake twice.