It is 23°F and SEK is rolling home from the store with a car full of cat litter and sushi when he spots his HAT-HATING NEMESIS wearing a hat while taking out the trash.
SEK: (to himself) The worm has turned!
SEK slows the car down as he approaches his HAT-HATING NEMESIS.
SEK: (to himself) This is gonna be great — I’m gonna nail his hat-hating ass for wearing a hat in the middle of winter. I’m gonna be even more Internet-famous now!
HAT-HATING NEMESIS looks at SEK as he performs a patented “Prairieville drift” into 20 mph terrority.
SEK: (to himself) Time to roll down the window and give that fucking hypocrite what he deserves.
HAT-HATING NEMESIS raises his arm and politely waves at SEK. SEK prepares to roll down the window and give him the ol’ what-for when…
SEK: (VERY ALOUD) FOR FUCK’S SAKE!
SEK hits the gas and speeds off in shame.