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Sunday, 29 October 2006

Can You Help a Brother Out?

Ever since Collin called my attention to the horrid time the MLA assigned the "Meet the Bloggers" panel, I've had a number of MLA-related posts hopping around my head.  I waited to release them 'til today because:

  1. I've been busily replying to the scandalous number of emails Gmail squirreled away.
  2. The Silas Weir Mitchell chapter is sloppy step from a T.K.O.
  3. The program for MLA 2006 hadn't made it to California yet.

As I've nearly dispatched the first two items and the PMLA Fairy finally arrived, the reality of my impending talk is settling in and I need your help.

Boon companions will remember that my talk's titled "The New Interdisciplinary."  Thing is, I'd love to pepper it with important sounding numbers suggestive of my readership's disciplinary and professional diversity.  I would love it if you could leave a comment—anonymous is fine—telling me your discipline (if you're an academic) or profession (if you're a human being).*  I'd appreciate regular commenters piping up too, as that'll make the counting all the easier.

* This includes all the good people who surprised me with their knowledge of Official Kaufman Arcana last night.  (About which, more later.)

Monday, 07 August 2006

A Gigantic Non-Announcement & a Desperate Plea for Help

A tremendous, life-altering announcement sits slightly over the horizon, but the details are not mine to divulge yet.  If everything falls into place, the odds of my making a career of this academic thing have improved fifty-fold this weekend. 

So for now, I blog happy ... and all the world's tiniest violins play for me alone.

Before I continue, I want to apologize for indulging in a bit of meta-blogging, but I'm working on my MLA presentation and need a little help.  For the first time in months I spent 20 minutes digging through my profile on Technorati.  I did so not from the rank vanity I'm barely six centimeters (if even) above, but because in the comments to this item I learned that the ratio of spam logs to actual blogs is 28:1.  Pace this, I wondered how many of the blogs which link here are spam blogs, and whether that could account for the fact that if you look at Technorati's Acephalous page, you learn that I have 695 links from 264 blogs and that 954 blogs link to me. 

I've confessed my mathematical shortcomings before, but even I can see that 954 and 695 are different numbers.  Anyone know how to account for the difference?  Because reconciling these numbers could change some of the conclusions I draw during the MLA panel.  I don't want to stand before the masses unaware of the egg on my face.  All of which is only to say that I'm not sure I trust Technorati (or anyone who who fails worse than I at Excusing My Dear Aunt Sally).  So if you've linked to me of late, drop me a line via email or in the comments below.  Tomorrow afternoon I'll combine all the links of those who contact me with all the ones I can find by other means, in order to gauge the relation between my potential and actual readership.

I know, you can barely contain your excitement at the prospect.  But I promise that as soon as I tame this beast, you'll suffer no more meta-posts from these quarters.  (Or any others I may inhabit.)

Friday, 02 June 2006

CHAIN LETTER

MY NAME IS SUMMER.  I AM 15 YEARS OLD WITH BLONDE HAIR AND SCARY EYES.  I HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD.  IF U DO NOT POST THIS ON YOUR BLOG AND SEND A TRACKBACK BAD WILL HAPPEN.  I WILL APPEAR AT YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND DENY U TENURE.  DEBBIE FROM MONTPELIER DID NOT POST THIS AND SHE GOT NO INTERVIEWS NOW SHE TEACHES COMPOSITION AT NORWICH AND HAS A LONG COMMUTE.  VINCENT FROM LONG ISLAND POSTED IT BUT FORGOT TO SEND A TRACKBACK AND I APPEARED AT HIS BED WITH A KNIFE BUT HE WAS MODERATING A PANEL AT A CONFERENCE IN WEST VIRGINIA SO I WAITED FOR A WHILE AND what?  Not right now.  No.  Amanda.  Amanda.  This is my chain letter.  Fine.  Go ahead and kill yourself again.  See if I care.  Now where was I?  That's right I STARED AT HIS BED WITH MY KNIFE AND STABBED HIS DOWN COMFORTER I LEFT A NOTE BLAMING IT ON THE CAT AND THE HIS INABILITY TO FOLLOW DIRECTIONS.  JESSICA FROM OREGON SHE UM UH CRAP One second.  Bill!  What happened to Jessica?  No, the other one.  From Oregon.  Two?  Really?  That's damn confusing.  NEVERMIND ABOUT JESSICA.  RACHEL FROM TOLEDO POSTED THIS AND SENT A TRACKBACK AND THEN SHE CLOSED HER BLOG BECAUSE SHE GOT 15 INTERVIEWS AT THE MLA AND HAS A TENURE-TRACK POSITION AT COLUMBIA SHE HAS NO TIME TO BLOG NOW and Jesus Christ Amanda would you kindly shut the fuck up?  Nobody cares.  You and Brian were only going out for like a week.  You barely even knew him.  I know you wanted to spend the rest of your life with him.  Now you're stuck here with me and Bill.  Don't start—seriously, Amanda, I can't take another night of this crap.  Bill!  She's at it again.  No.  Why should I?  It's my chain letter.  Why can't the blubbery bitch write her own?  I called her a bitch 'cause she's being a bitch.  No I don't want to spend the rest of the evening dealing with this either.  Fine.  SO LISTEN AMANDA WANTS TO TELL U SOMETHING.  I BET MY TWO SCARY EYES IT'S ABOUT THIS GUY SHE MET AT PIANO CAMP HIS NAME WAS BRIAN AND IF I DON'T LET HER TELL YOU ABOUT HIM SHE'LL WAIL AND KEEN AND RATTLE HER CHAINS WHILE BILL AND I ARE WATCHING SURVIVOR SO HERE SHE IS:

HI EVERYONE!  LIKE SUMMER SAID I'M AMANDA.  WHAT'S YOUR NAME?  REALLY!!!  I KNEW SOMEONE WITH THAT NAME AND THEY WERE AWESOME!  SO YEAH I MET BRIAN IN FINGERING CLASS HA HA HA I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.  WE HAD THE BEST PHRASING THERE AND HE WAS HOT SO WE STARTED HANGING OUT AND THEN HE ASKED IF I WOULD GO WITH HIM AND I SAID YES.  SO YEAH THEN THIS WHORE JESSICA WHO HATED ME BECAUSE SHE WASN'T PRETTY AND HAD TO WEAR THESE RETAINERS WHICH LIKE TRAPPED HALITOSIS AND MULTIPLIED IT BY HUNDREDS and that is too like so relevent.  Shut up!  I'm telling my story now.  Stop look at me like that.  Quit it.  I'm ignoring you.  OK SO YEAH JESSICA PUT OUT LIKE BEFORE THE FIRST DATE REALLY LIKE HAND JOBS IN THE CAR IN HER OWN DRIVEWAY I HEARD AND SO YEAH JESSICA HATED ME AND ONE DAY WHEN BRIAN AND I WERE GOING TOGETHER JESSICA ASKED HIM TO THE MOVIES BEHIND MY BACK.  Seriously Summer quit it or I'll tell Bill.  Remember what he said the last time you used your scary eyes on me?  That's what I thought.  AND SO YEAH MY FRIEND CINDY TOLD ME ABOUT IT AND I FOLLOWED THEM THERE BUT THEY WEREN'T WATCHING THE MOVIE THE SLUT HAD HER HAND DOWN HIS PANTS AND HE WAS DOING THE OTHER FINGERING TO HER AND THEY LEFT LIKE HALF THROUGH THE MOVIE AND I FOLLOWED THEM.  THEY WERE LIKE THE PRONOUNIAL TWO BEASTS WITH TWO BACKS AND SO YEAH I CRIED AND LISTENED TO "OPEN ARMS" IT WAS OUR SONG ABOUT A MILLION TIMES and shut up!  Steve Perry is not.  I bet you are though.  Or what?  I'll tell Bill.  I don't care if Jeopardy is on.  I will.  Bill!  Bill!  I know what time it is but Hey!  Bill?  Over here.  Bill!  Fuck.  You are such a dork.  It's not like we don't have TIVO.  Fine.  Can I have "Parental Intervention" for $500, Bill.  What is "Summer's being a big dumb douche and sheh called Steve Perry a faggot and tell her to stop please"?  Ha!  AND SO YEAH LIKE I SAID I LISTENED OUR SONG LIKE AND that hurt you stupid cow.  Quit it.  SO I LIKE what are you doing?  Those are my favorite earrings?  Summer.  Put them back.  Summer.  Bitch!  I can't believe you did that.  Bill! 

AND SO YEAH LIKE AMANDA'S BUSY WITH THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL SO LET ME FINISH HER STORY FOR HER.  AND SO YEAH LIKE THE STUPID DYKE WAS SAD AND SO YEAH LIKE SHE DIDN'T GO TO ANY OF HER CLASSES AND SO YEAH LIKE A WEEK AFTER CAMP ENDED HER MOM CALLED THE CAMP AND ASKED WHERE SHE WAS AND SO YEAH LIKE THEY SAID THEY DIDN'T KNOW BECAUSE NOBODY NOTICED SHE WAS THERE SO HOW COULD THEY NOTICE SHE WAS GONE AND SO YEAH LIKE THEY LOOKED AND FOUND HER BODY IN THE CLOSET AND WHEN THE POLICE ASKED ABOUT THE SMELL THEY SAID THEY HADN'T NOTICED ANYTHING UNUSUAL BECAUSE SHE SMELLED LIKE THAT ANYWAY.  AND SO YEAH LIKE IF YOU DON'T POST HER LAME STORY ON YOUR BLOG AND LEAVE A TRACKBACK HERE HER VENGEFUL GHOST WILL COME KILL U ONCE IT FINISHES FISHING ITS EARRINGS OUT OF THE DISPOSAL.  AND SO YEAH LIKE I'D BE WORRIED CAUSE SHE MIGHT COME AND FINGER U TO DEATH.  BUT U BETTER POST MINE OR BAD WILL HAPPEN.  LIKE THIS GUY SCOTT IN IRVINE DIDN'T DO IT AND THE NEXT DAY HE GOT HIT BY A CAR . . .

Friday, 06 January 2006

The Theory of the Tyranny of the Regime of Meaning; or, "Walter Benn Michaels' Our America Ten Years Later"

The panel celebrating the tenth anniversary of Walter Benn Michaels' Our America has already attained minor blogo-mythic proportions.  I'm loath to ruin to legend. 

But I will.  (Skip to the bottom for the fun stuff.)

Wai Chee Dimock led off.  She complimented the "speed and ferocity" of Walter's arguments before veering into a polite and mannered 18 minute long screed against him and "the theory of the tyranny of the regime of meaning."  What did she mean?  Invoking Lindsay Waters' now infamous critique of Walter in The Chronicle, Dimock claimed Our America acquires its "speed and ferocity" by inferring its way through a "cultural logic."  "What makes this power powerful," she argued, is how it allows Walter to condense "A to B to C" into "A therefore C."  The propositional form of his arguments elevates logic to the status of evidence and evidence to the status of horse manure.  Paul Gilroy provides a more sound model of literary scholarship in Against Race.   Like Walter, Gilroy believes progressive anti-racism little more than "quick ethnic fixes and pseudo-solidarities [which] foreclose argument."  But unlike Walter, Gilroy turns to empirical evidence instead of propositional logic.

This is better.

Because it is.

Walter's work is not to be emulated, she suggests, but supplemented along Gilroyian lines. That in the decade since its publication no one has emulated his work suggests Dimock possesses the ability to peer into the past and tell us things about it.  Or that she wants to stop anyone from doing now what no one felt inclined to do then.  (I'm proposing a panel for MLA 2006 in which the participants will beg the audience to stop composing scholarly monographs in drunken accord with the logic of cracked yarrow stalks.  Consider that puppy nipped in its cute little bud.)

Enter Sean McCann.  Sean opened with a reception history of Our America which puts to bed Dimock's inspired concerns:

To review the critical reception of Our America is to discover a remarkable record of consensus.  Everyone agrees that the book offers a brilliant, revisionary account of the major American writing of the twenties and of the importance to it of the racial history of American citizenship.  Everyone agrees that Michaels makes his case with a rare level of cogency, and that, where his most central claims are concerned, their logic cannot be faulted.  Nearly everyone agrees as well that—for just these reasons—the book and its author should be reviled.

("Wow, Scott, I'm impressed.  You take the most amazing notes.  It's like Sean emailed you his presentation and you pasted bits of it here.  Does he ever get around to directly refuting Dimock's 'inspired' concern about Walter's influence?")

He certainly does, dear reader, he certainly does:

It's not unusual to find younger Americanists accept and build on any number of the book's specific claims, or to see Michaels’s insights taken up by scholars in other fields or even disciplines—like history, political science, and sociology, where Our America seems also to have been a provocative work.

To build upon a claim is not to repeat the logic of that claim but to supplement it.  Dimock fears a situation which neither has nor will come to pass.  (Why she fears this unlikely hypothetical above all others is something I would write more about had I the time to read more of her work.)  Her attack on Walter, as the following passage from Sean eloquently elaborates, stems from her opposition to "the theory of the tyranny of the regime of meaning" she thinks he represents.  The anti-Michaelsian camps share

a view of literature as a special realm of activity, alternative to the prevailing powers of the world, and, because of its distinctive qualities, potentially therapeutic both for individuals and societies.  In a word, though neither would probably appreciate the description, they’re both Arnoldian.

("I think your Waters just broke!")

Indeed, as Lindsay Waters sees it, the role of scholarship in the humanities is to remind us of art’s ability "to enlarge the soul."  Specifically, by freeing us from "the prison house of meaning," our responsiveness to art should also emancipate us (just as Arnold instructed) from the restraints of ideology, institutions, and politics.

One last quote from Sean—to whom I should apologize for abusing my "fair use" privileges, but honestly, if I could have said it more concisely and/or at all eloquently, I would have paraphrased like an undergrad who can count the minutes before his deadline passes—before moving along.  The reaction to Walter is so virulent because his work "casts [doubt] on a central article of faith—the belief that literary artists and their critics are the neglected stewards of modernity, whose interventions in the pathologies of our world could be therapeutic, or 'recuperative,' were they but heeded."  Walter's arguments tyrannize both the mode of scholarship by insisting on the argumentative over the interpretative and the content of that scholarship by insisting on the equivalence of progressive and anti-progressive ideologies. 

Ken Warren picked Sean's points right up and ran with them.  He opened with an account of W.E.B. DuBois' introduction to his disastrous Dark Princess.  [Thanks LB.]  DuBois commends his atrocious novel not on the basis of the aesthetic or narrative qualities it lacks but on account that it was written by someone who sees the world "from a veiled corner."  Since voices like his had been suppressed, what counts is not the quality of the material but the identity of the people producing it.  Anyone who thinks otherwise is indifferent to experience and probably a Nazi.  (Even if he isn't he'll surely be called one.) 

Those who value the authenticity of the experience over execution of the art in their literature are likely, Warren argues, to do the same in their criticism.  Henry James' house of fiction serves as model:

The house of fiction has in short not one window, but a million—a number of possible windows not to be reckoned, rather; every one of which has been pierced, or is still pierceable, in its vast front, by the need of the individual vision and by the pressure of the individual will .... But they have this mark of their own that at each of them stands a figure with a pair of eyes, or at least with a field-glass, which forms, again and again, for observation, a unique instrument, insuring to the person making use of it an impression distinct from every other. He and his neighbours are watching the same show, but one seeing more where the other sees less, one seeing black where the other sees white, one seeing big where the other sees small, one seeing coarse where the other sees fine.

When Walter discusses the culture of "difference over disagreement" in literary studies, this is what he's talking about: "Because I am me I think X means Y, whereas you think X means Z because you are you.  Let's hug!"  Warren challenges Waters' claim that Walter and Stanley Fish have bled the profession dry of original Arnoldian ethos. 

I noted my problem with Waters invented history of the profession elsewhere.  I mention it here because Waters' argument appeals to the idea that his conception of the profession is a return to some Golden Age of literary study, some pre-Michaelsian, pre-Fishian moment in which the appreciation of literature quà literature dominated.  (Someone who attended a panel with Waters claims that when asked about Walter in the Q & A session, Waters responded that Walter prefers Cliff's Notes to novels because all that untidy literariness isn't obscuring the ideas.  I can't verify the veracity of this statement, but it's consistent with the friendly combativeness characterizing Walter's comments about Waters.  I assume Waters' remarks are made in the same spirit.  But I could be wrong.  Or my informant could be lying.) 

Then The Man took the stage.  (I say "took" but "manhandled" is more like it.)   Arms all a-waving, fingers all a-snapping, voice all a-modulating and mind all a-knife-fighting, Walter walked up to the podium and thanked the panelists for paying attention to his "slim volume of 'ferocious' nothings."  He answered a question about the difference between the intended meaning of a work and what the statements it contains logically entailed in the cultural context in which it was produced.  But we could tell he was antsy.   He stepped in front of the podium and began to pace. 

He complained about the lack of hostility in the room. 

Then he manufactured some:

Walter:  The problem with Lindsay Waters is that he never says anything and what he does say is meaningless.  His position is without philosophical content . . . is almost pure ressentiment.  But if you want to see ressentiment in its pure, Platonic form, unpolluted by any touch of intellectual content, you should check out this new book, Theory's Empire.   (I kick John)   You can talk endlessly about the difference between theory with a big-T and theory with a little-t but it won't get you anywhere.  Eventually you'll convince yourself you're thinking about arguments when you're really thinking about attitudes.  Sure, you can talk about how the two are related but as long as you confuse the two you'll never get anywhere.  It's like that thing (turns to Sean), what is that thing, the thing, The Valve?  Yes?  Endless talk about big-T versus little-t but no real intellectual substance to the conservation.  (I kick John again)

John:
  I like the book, could you be so kind as to tell me exactly what form of ressentiment I must necessarily suffer from.

Walter:
  (looks at me. looks at John.You must be John Holbo.  Nice to meet you . . .

My notes trail off here—at this point I started composing questions while listening to his answers—but I can relate the substance of what follows: Waters and the Theory's Empire crowd both believe they're protecting literature from some infernal force.  Waters and his ilk want to protect it from the Historicism, whereas the Theory's Empire folks want to protect it from Theory.  The occupy similar positions with regard to literature and oppositional positions with regard to each other, but only because they both fail to recognize their own intellectual vacuity.  I should really explain why he says this in more detail, but I'm already exhausted from writing this account of the panel.  So . . . why will have to wait until tomorrow. 

Monday, 02 January 2006

MLA: "English Studies and Political Literacy"

Jonathan's response to Nick Gillespie's first article hits all the notes mine would have.   Since Jonathan couldn't attend the "English Studies and Political Literacy" panel Gillespie addresses in his second article, I will.  Some preliminary remarks:

Gillespie's response contains some cogent remarks about the necessity of what I'll call "the Third Way" in composition and/or critical thinking courses.  That the editor of Reason praised The Valve's Mark Bauerlein for suggesting that instructors bring Reason magazine into the composition classroom didn't surprise me.  What did was that his ideological—one could almost say utopian—commitment to libertarian principles caused him to misdiagnose the etiology and symptomatology of the positions espoused by the panelists.  First an example of his utopianism:

Mindich's exam seems ridiculous on the face of it -- and his view of the FCC as something other than a negative force on public discourse seems positively nostalgic.

Certainly, the last 20 years or so -- precisely the period in which cable and satellite services gave viewers a end-run around the FCC-regulated broadcast networks -- have seen a massive flourishing in all sorts of informational programming.

The 'Net?  Digital cable?  Satellite radio?  Yes.  Yes.  Yes.  Corporate consolidation of the aforementioned media?  The gutting of regulations designed to create diversity in local and national news outlets?  A return to yellow journalism?  Yes.  Yes.  Yes.  Only people who think everyone acquires their news from the internet or expensive cable television packages thinks the 1995 Telecommunications Act had a salutary effect on American media.  For the average news consumer it has been an unmitigated disaster: no more local investigative reporters; no more local reporters period; an eighty-five percent increase in the number of "canned" news stories; &c.  I could on but I think I've made my point.  The privilege subtending the libertarian position undermines its ability to convince me that those who propound it have thought through their statements with eyes not their own.

His blindness to the needs of those who could work themselves to death but never into opportunity focuses his critique on those panelists who suggest government intervention.  When he (and most libertarians for that matter) say that structural economic inequalities "hardly neccessitate a massive [social] program," the first words from my mouth are "What would?"  The answer is invariably "an inequality which cannot be better corrected by allowing market forces to run their course."

"Such as?"

"We'll let you know when we find one."

And there you have the crux of my complaint against rhetorical libertarianism.  It can always invoke—sans evidence or with the ever effective feint, borrowed from Communists sympathizers, that we cannot rely on evidence because their philosophy has never been applied in its pure form—the idea that libertarianism could work better than the system we currently have.  It could ... but to date deregulation rates a Far From Impressive in the game of practical politics.  Wonderful rhetoric and all, but barring the appearance of proof or pudding, color me unconvinced. 

All of which is only to say that while his praise of Bauerlein, Kenneth Warren and Patricia Roberts-Miller hits the mark, his criticism of Donald Lazere, Adolf Reed and David Mindich misses.  Badly.  He attacks them not for the New Left ideology informing their every word but for the quality of their economic arguments.  For example, here is his criticism of Lazere's point about the inability to imbue critical thinking skills in students who have no time to read anything but the bare minimum required to pass the course:

And is working a job really antithetical to intellectual and political engagement? I never worked fewer than 30 hours a week during my undergraduate years and still I found plenty of time to kill in the library, engage in wee-hours bull sessions, and indulge in lost weekends.

But students can no longer attend college working 30 hours a week.  In "The  Pedagogy of Debt"—from a forthcoming issue of College Literature—Jeffrey Williams crunches the inflation-adjusted numbers:

During the 1960s, a student could work 15 hours a week at minimum wage during school and 40 during the summer and pay his or her public university education; at an Ivy or like private school, it would have been about 20 hours a week during school.  Now, one would have to work 52 hours a week all year long, even during school; at an Ivy League college you would have to work 136 hours a week all year.

No doubt Gillespie could have worked 106 more hours every week and still succeeded in college.  Mere mortals could and can not.  Even if they could, all students are not blessed with the gift of perfect understanding.  Some must even read books and essays multiple times to understand them fully.  Doing so under the constraints which burden many students is impossible.  In the end the only students who succeed are those who either 1) had the time to cultivate those skills earlier in life (and therefore did not have to work through high school or care for younger siblings or stay in crowded afterschool programs) or 2) are so naturally gifted that they would have succeeded under any circumstances. 

(That the majority of libertarians I know are geniuses of that latter time only reinforces my impression that they lack touch with reality.  They believe that because they overcame the odds anyone can.  I think their humility honest if self-deluded.  The guy who graduated high school at twelve and college at sixteen shouldn't generalize about "what it takes to succeed in the world."  The sole circumstance in which he wouldn't have is an early death.)

Had he not been so focused on what he perceives as the inefficacy of government loans, he would have found far more suitable reasons to reject Lazere and Mindich's proposals.  For my money it would be their New Left utopianism, their glorification of the "movement politics" of their youth: sit-ins, teach-ins, and generally "changing the system."  Whereas Ken Warren spoke of the difficulties of changing high school curricula and the ineffectiveness of teaching cultural diversity at the college level—he likened it to Bobby Kennedy's plan to create a more enlightened ruling class—Lazere, Mindich and Reed all spoke against the corporate and/or institutional structures which necessarily prevented a student from thinking for him/herself.  The anti-statist, anti-bureaucratic and anti-organizational biases of the New Left determined how these thinkers reacted to problem of teaching political literacy. 
The reason Gillespie refused to attack these three on these grounds should be obvious: they correspond neatly with the anti-statist, anti-bureaucratic and anti-organizational biases of contemporary libertarianism.  Did he hope to not confuse his audience?

Did he think them insufficiently literate in politics to catch the distinction?

Saturday, 31 December 2005

MLA: The Creature Comforts of Bloggerville

I meant to post on this topic so I've elevated it from the comments.  MT asks:

You seem to be running into and attending talks by bloggers. How largely does the blogosphere loom at the MLA? And is it a sort of inside secret of those who blog and read blogs, or is it something that pretty much anybody is liable to mention?

On the one hand, all the academic bloggers sought each other out.  Even if they blog anonymously.  The reason being that the MLA can be a terribly alienating experience.  The horror stories I heard about the isolation and loneliness of attending day after day of panels in rooms full of strangers never materialized for me.  Not because (like "name" academics) everyone knew me and sought me out, but because academic bloggers arrived with the community in their laptop.  Time after time we referenced entries we had written in the same way that old friends swap war stories of high school or undergraduate life. 

I had never met any of these people (except for Sean) before, but I felt like I'd come to know how they think in a way guaranteed to assuage the tiny-fish-in-an-oceanic-pond scenario which so many other graduate students experienced.  I see one objection to this scenario:

The aforementioned "name" academics have many important friends who they have worked alongside for decades.  Surely they are genuinely happy to see each other.

That is certainly the case.  But consider the difference between the "relationship" of the average blogger to his or her fellow bloggers.  They don't only think about them when they stumble across their name in a manuscript or see a particularly meaningful stain on an old sweater.  Bloggers actively seek each other out on a regular basis.  They make concerted efforts to see what their cohorts have thought about. 

When I met Holbo we shook hands and immediately picked up one of the ongoing conversations we'd been having. 

When I met Clancy, I asked her about some of her recent posts and immediately challenged her to an MLA-live-blogging duel.  (Which despite disappointing early returns, I clearly one.  You'd almost think she had interviews to attend or something.)

When I walked into Holbo's Zizek panel and stood uncomfortably just inside the door, Amardeep tugged on my shirt and pointed at his badge and I was suddenly comfortable. 

The strange thing is that our relationships are all academic at heart, but the medium encourages a different mode of relating to fellow academics.  For proof of this I saved my best example for last:

John and I emailed one of the most well-respected scholars at the MLA and asked if he wanted to meet up.  Now they don't make them any nicer than Bérubé, but if John and I were simply scholars he had exchanged a few emails with over the past year, I doubt he would've offered to meet with meet us after a four hour marathon of an Executive Council meeting and before what would likely be another marathon of a Promotion and Tenure Standards meeting.  It would have been one thing had he agreed to do so.  But he offered.  Why would have have done that? 

We don't owe him money or favors nor can we help him advance his career.  The only reason I can see is that there is something in the nature of blogging as a medium that encourages people to think of their blogging comrades as friends . . . even if they have never met in person before.  More proof on that front:

Normally when I meet "name" academics I get gunshy.  So does everyone else.  But I didn't.  Nor did John.  Nor did Amardeep.  (Nor did Michael but then again why would he?)  What I found interesting, to belabor this point, is that we picked up the threads of comfortable conversations we had already been having. 

So I suppose I've addressed this issue in two distinct ways: 1) bloggers seek each other out and 2) once they find each other they travel in packs.  I think one of the reasons they do so is the knowledge that whatever conversations they have at the MLA are likely to be continued and expanded when they return home.  There's another aspect of this dynamic (one Amardeep brought up as we were about to get coffee on Thursday afternoon) but I cede that discussion to him or promise to discuss it another day.  For now I'm inclined to do both.

Friday, 30 December 2005

MLA: Nary a Whimper & What the Future Holds

The MLA does not end.  It is escaped.  By the time I was composed enough to wander downstairs the lines at the registration desk occupied a goodly portion of the gigantic lobby.  People dashed about in a luggage-hampered half-clip to make the this- or that-thirty shuttle to Reagan or Dulles.  Sure there were still panels to attend, but who wants to stay another day in this environment?  Certainly not the man who nearly knocked me down as he darted to a gap in the shuttle line without even bothering to apologize. 

Three days at the MLA had turned him into a beast. 

Who knows what a fourth would have wrought. 

Despite a strong desire to process my experience here . . . to recount conversations in mind-numbing detail, reconstruct the dynamics of the best and worst panels, discuss the overwhelming depth and vapidity of this event, its importance and insignificance . . . despite that desire I think I'll refrain from making those conversations a matter of public record.  I will provide accounts of panels and Q & A sessions, but not conversations had in or between bars, on the way to or from readings, or before or after panels.  Interesting though they are, the expectations were that the conversations were private, not expected to be up to the standard of public performance. 

Not that this is true.  The most illuminating conversations I had were with one-on-one with scholars in an informal setting.  But I since they didn't think they were on the record, they didn't tailor their statements for public consumption.  I take that back: some did.  Walter Benn Michaels asked whether his answer to a question asked in the bar would end up on the Valve was answered, promptly, with a "Would you be offended if it did?"  He answered in the negative, but I cannot in good faith generalize the feelings of an entire profession from a snippet of a conversation which may have lasted all of five seconds.  That said, the coming weeks will see some material of interest both here and on the Valve, by which I mean "exclusively on the Valve."  We have a hoard of writers--some of them bloggers, others intrigued enough to want to take the plunge--who want to become contributors to the Valve.  We've already officially invited one.  The next few months should be an exciting time both here and on the Valve.  Our plan to have the entire editorial staff of The Norton Anthology of Theory and Criticism may yet come to fruition.

MLA: Mistaken Assumptions

I have attended nine panels.  I have filled 2/3 of my little notebook with illegible scrawlings.  Of those nine panels I have fulfilled my promise to write about them once.  Not quite the sterling track record.  The problem with writing about the past panels is that attending others cuts into whatever time you would have to write about them.  So I think I may save the panel talk until things quiet down.  (Given all the conversations I've had in DC about blogs escaping the fury of the news-cycle, there's something odd about feeling like I've let people down for not keeping up with the MLA's furious pace.) 

In the meantime I'll sketch my silly assumptions about the people I've met.

The Following People Now Officially Exist:

John Holbo, Belle Waring, Amardeep Singh, Sean McCann, Matt Greenfield, Mark Bauerlein, Scott McLemee, Jennifer Howard, Scott Jaschik, Michael Bérubé, Clancy Ratliff, Ken Warren, The Anonymous Woman and That Kevin Spacey Guy.

Things You Would/Would Not Expect About Some of These People:

Holbo speaks softly and deliberately.  Bérubé's mouth can barely keep pace with his mind.  Given that they both have a reputation for squeezing insanely long posts into "free time" which doesn't exist, I though Holbo would've sounded like more Bérubé.  Granted, I haven't seen either type.  For all I know Bérubé may hunt-and-peck while John burns through three keyboards a year.   

Clancy Ratliff has a slight Southern accent.  It only cropped up once or twice during her panel but I know I heard one.  When I did I thought to myself "She doesn't write like someone with a Southern accent."  Then I wondered if I did.  Then I resumed paying attention to her presentation.  (Her panel may be the first one I blog about later.  It dovetailed beautifully with the conversations John and I have had with each other, the other Valve contributors and complete strangers.)

Irrational Assumptions Proved Untrue:

Amardeep has "bug eyes."  Why did I think that?  Because an Amardeep I went to middle school with had some serious thyroid condition which caused his eyes to swell out of their sockets.  He was "encouraged" to wear sunglasses in the classroom.  I am happy to report that our Amardeep does not have "bug eyes."  His thyroid seems to be in perfect working order.

Scott McLemee is very tall.  Because he writes like a tall person.  But he is of average height.  (John told me he had the opposite experience with Henry Farrell.  He assumed Henry would be of average height when in truth he is a giant.) 

Matt Greenfield is a person of average height.  He is very tall. 

Jennifer Howard is a person of average height.  She too is very tall.  I also thought she would be the stereotypically fresh-faced beat reporter.  This assumption deserves a cateory of its own because that's exactly what she looks like.  She claims to be much older and a mother of two but I don't buy it. 

Ken Warren is old.  This assumption also deserves a category of its own because Warren claims to be as old as I thought he would be.  According to him, two of his children have already graduated from college.  My first thought was that he must've adopted two high school seniors when he was 24.  I look older than him (esp. right now). 

You see where this is headed: I think tall people write one way and short people another.  Why on earth would I think that?  What verbal cues do I pick up (or, given the accuracy of my estimations, most likely invent) which would indicate how short or tall a blogger is?  (In my defense I did correctly suss the height of Miriam B.  But she calls her blog "The Little Professor" so that might be cheating.)  I don't remember ever discussing things which would give me a fair estimate of their height.  So what gives?

MLA: BREAKING DOWN!

For the first time since the convention started, I returned to my hotel room at a decent hour: 11:45 p.m.   I had a sore throat from shouting over the din in countless smoke-filled cash-bars . . . or so I thought.  Those who live quiet lives should not travel across the country and pretend they're Hunter S. Thompson and not expect dire fucking consequences. 

Around 3 a.m. I awoke shaking with a bone-chill four layers of sweaters and a heater could not kill.  I took some Tylenol and stopped shaking . . . but I suspect my body had some threshold which I unwittingly crossed yesterday.  I don't think I'm actually ill so much as toast.  So unless the fifteen gallons of water I've imbibed have magical restorative powers, I will only venture to Brian Thill's panel today.  (Otherwise I would have to admit I wasted valuable suitcase space on a giant foam finger.)

UPDATE: A couple more hours of sleep and I'm young and alive again!  Best.  Flu-like.  Symptoms.  Ever.

Thursday, 29 December 2005

MLA: "I Can't Believe I'm Telling You This"

My decision to shed my anonymity has some consequences for how I think about the MLA and how I write about it.  "Imagine" I went to a panel in which I heard the following statements in this order:

I didn't have time to think about this.

This goes way beyond dialectic.  I'm talking paradox here!

I wish I had 15 minutes to talk about zero.

How do I represent this in words?  I can't.  But I brought lots of examples.

What?  What is that?  I had to think really really hard about that.

Dare I say it?  "Everybody gets it wrong."  Not that I get it right.

We need to have a BREAKOUT!

As an atheist, I have a thing.

I have (holds up three sheets of paper) one paragraph left.

I shouldn't say anything about this because I haven't thought about it yet.

(trying to recall the title of a book) The [place] something something something and [place] something or whatever.

I can't believe I'm telling you this.

I am BREAKING OUT!

Really there's nothing really there but I think it's important.

I had to alter a few of those (and excise some of the best) because then the victim would be able to recognize him or herself.  Were I still anonymous this post would have been far funnier.  I don't recount this for its sheer entertainment value.  (Though I could.)  What strikes me about this "imaginary" performance is its breathtaking unprofessionalism.  Now you could complain that I'm unfair because written language works differently than spoken language.  (There's an old story in linguistic circles about Noam Chomsky being the only person ever who speaks in paragraphs.  But I digress.)

Every journalist knows how terrible transcriptions of the spoken word read.  For this reason I find mocking of a political speech for its grammatical infelicities a cheap tactic.  The mocker would fare no better than the mockee did.  So you may have read the above and thought it absolutely unfair.  The problem with that (otherwise legitimate) criticism would be that about half of those statements were not asides.  They were written into the essay being read

That still might seem like a cheap shot.  I know when I write a conference paper I include potential and planned asides in the body of the text.  But those asides are substantive and said in a slightly different timbre than the rest of the presentation.  This panelist delivered his/her asides with the same authority with which he/she delievered his/her thesis.  What would possess someone to incorporate "As an atheist, I have a thing" into the body of his/her presentation?  What point could that statement possibly further? 

Why yell "BREAKING OUT!" not once but twice?  What does that even mean?  (Full disclosure: I couldn't tell if he/she scripted "BREAKING OUT!" or it it was an actual BREAKING OUT! of something something something and something or whatever.)