Wednesday, 03 August 2005

Greetings from Faust Mantock

[Note: entries time-stamped around now are never a good sign]

Via the lingusitics blog Seredipity: a pen-name generator.  Instead of turning your name into actual words, it transforms it into word-like words.  More fun below the fold.

For example, "Scott Eric Kaufman" becomes:

Triston Facuackem
Francisco Ettumak
Macknair Efuctost

If I exclude my middle name the selection's even better:

Faust Mantock
Mack Tanofuts
Kata Monfucts
Fon Amucktat
Tamas Fuckon
Stu Matonfack

The "c" and "k" in my name seems to incline the generator to the vaguely pornographic.  The Little Womedievalist, on the other hand:

Angell Women
Manon Welleg
Engel Walmon
Allow Gemenn

Had she taken on my name when we married, she could've been an African caricature:

Kane Fumamang
Kenna Famamgu
Muna Kefamang
Fem Gamananku

That was fun.  To the Dissertation-Mobile!

Aug 3, 2005 1:09:50 PM | Weblogs

1 Comment

Stephen

They were a bit befuddled by "Schryer." Here's what they came up with:

Cynth PHERESSER
Psyche RENTHERS
Cressy PHRENTHE
Cherry PSENTESH
Perry HESENTSCH
Chessy RENERPHT
Nessy PHTRERCHE
Henry PHRETSCES
Hester RENCHYPS
Ness PYTHERCHRE

I guess "Psyche Renthers" sounds kind of cool, if I wanted a woman's pen-name. Most of the rest I can't pronounce.

Posted by: Stephen | Wednesday, 03 August 2005 at 01:41 PM

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