Wednesday, 22 February 2006

[email protected] & Scott Eric Kaufman: An Epistolary Romance 9:39 a.m. yo, i want to take yr literary jornalism class but i'm not on campus tues. would it be alrite if i came on thurs? cuz last qtr my comp teacher let me do this and said i wuz a great writer. i read all the time and would be an assett to yr class on thurs and woundnt talk to much cuz i wouldn't be there any tues. u wont regret it. 12:01 p.m. Dear Jimmy (?), You really do seem like a great writer. Who was your instructor last quarter? Best, Scott 12:02 p.m. thx for the fast reply. i would tell u who my teach wuz last qtr but he said i shouldnt tell any body about our deal. cuz if it got out he would be fired for helping me out. but i'm not lyin he did let me skip tues. so can i be in yr class? 3:48 p.m. Jimmy, Normally I don't respond so quickly but your email compels me to. Are you sure you can't tell me who your instructor was? I promise not to tell. If I let you in the course he and I will be in the same boat. I have good reason not to tell. Best, Scott 3:49 p.m. dude i would love to u but maybe after im in the class. im so happy u think my emails r compelling. i told u i wuz a great writer. so can i be in it? cuz i need to know so i can arrange my work sched. 8:14 p.m. Jimmy, What do you mean "i wuz a great writer." I thought you said you are a great writer. I'm not sure the class can afford a student whose best days are behind him. Also: Why can't you attend class on Tuesdays? Best, Scott 8:15 p.m. cuz i have to work. and i didnt mean im not great anymore. my friends laugh at what i right all the time. everyone says i should be a writer. so can i be in yr class. 9:36 p.m. i really need to no soon so i can figure out my sched. 10:01 p.m. dude if ur tryin to decide maybe i can tell u who my teach wuz last qtr. shes not at uci anymore she got a job somewhere in the south like colorado. 10:45 p.m. i have to go out now but if u can call or msg me at XXX-XXXX. thx dude. 12:41 a.m. sry 2 txt u bt i trnd fon off fr acidnt. did u call. GBTM sn as u gt ths. 1:51 a.m. wuz dat u GBTM sn. 2:47 a.m. dude we came home cuz my firend said he should tell u how i can write great shit and 6:21 a.m. so can i be in yr class r not? i sent my teacher from last qtr an email and she said she doesnt know u so she cant trust me to tell u. but i...

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