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DISMORALIZED! [Other installments of Sekocom, Inc. games include DISADVENTURE!, DISADDENDUM!, DISMORALIZED!, DISINSOMNIA!, WHARTON!, GRADING!, DISBELIEF! and DISCONVENTION!.] Copyright (c) 1980, 1982, 1983, 2006 Sekocom, Inc. All rights reserved. DISMORALIZED! is a registered trademark of Sekocom, Inc. Revision 23 / Serial number 8940726 > work on dissertation You go to the batting cages with a friend. You hit well until the gods punish your impertinence with thunder and heavy rain. > in southern california? I don't understand that. > no shit I don't understand that. > work on dissertation You spend six solid hours slaving away at your dissertation. You have written three quality pages. Were your back not permanently hunched by your labors you would pat yourself on it. > do something I don't understand that. > do something not dissertation related I don't understand that. > do ANYTHING not dissertation related I don't understand that. > write funny blog You write and delete one lame post. > write FUNNY blog You will never match the heights you unwittingly climbed on Wednesday. > WRITE FUNNY BLOG You write and delete another lame post. You do what you can and write a funny COMMENT. There is a pile of dirty dishes in the kitchen. > write funny BLOG There is a pile of dirty dishes in the kitchen. > WRITE FUNNY BLOG THERE IS A PILE OF DIRTY DISHES IN THE KITCHEN. > order cat to clean dishes Your cat cocks its head quizzically and looks at you. > request cat clean dishes Your cat cocks its head quizzically and looks at you. > write funny blog then The novelty of your original post wears thin. Your readers decide to frequent other blogs instead. No one reads you anymore and you are alone. There is a pile of dirty dishes in the kitchen. > plead with ca YOUR CAT WILL NOT DO THEM. YOU WILL NOT WRITE FUNNY BLOG TONIGHT. DO NOT COMPEL ME TO PUT AN ELVISH SWORD OF GREAT ANTIQUITY BEFORE YOU. YOU WILL REGRET IT.

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