I'm not going to put it on the site, but I want anyone in the mood for something brilliant to throw me a line and the benefit of the doubt. I've finished the first twelve issues of Warren Ellis's Planetary, and if you can stomach one egregiously lame "revelation," I'm sure you'll agree it's the one of the best damned thing you've read in some time. You'll have to think to the left, the right, before and behind "the box" to do so, but I guarantee the effort'll be worth the reward.
So if you're an honorable person who fancies novel stimuli, send me an email (at any of the addresses I haunt) and I'll send you a substantial something or other.
IRONIC CODA: If you've sent me an email in the past three weeks and I have yet to respond, I apologize. Earlier this evening, I discovered approximately seventy emails in Gmail's spam folder which don't belong there. I'm in the process of responding, but have serious doubts about my stamina, so if you don't hear from me tonight, please don't add it to your tally of my inequities. I'm hard at type rehabilitating my good name, and the wonky vibes you'd be broadcasting could bring this whole show crashing down.
Earlier this evening, I discovered approximately seventy emails in Gmail's spam folder which don't belong there. I'm in the process of responding, but have serious doubts about my stamina
Spamina!
Posted by: Kerry | Saturday, 08 July 2006 at 12:56 AM
I admit, that made me laugh aloud. It's the exclamation mark that did it, I think.
Posted by: Scott Eric Kaufman | Saturday, 08 July 2006 at 01:08 PM