Friday, 07 July 2006

For the Record:

This is how we should settle our philosophical differences.

(I tip my hat to a sometimes professor, recently retired.)

Jul 7, 2006 3:05:52 AM | Academia, Books, Commonplace, Dissertation, Evolution, Film, Literary Journalism, Literary Theory, Literature, Philosophy, Sports, Television, Weblogs

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Mike S

My favorite is the shot of Marx warming up. One can very easily pull a hammy while explaining the evils of capitalism.

Posted by: Mike S | Friday, 07 July 2006 at 10:42 AM

Alex Leibowitz

That's so great! Now if it had been the existentialists vs. the positivists, that would be even better...imagine Sartre vs. A.J. Ayer (with Russell as the goalie...)

Posted by: Alex Leibowitz | Friday, 07 July 2006 at 05:38 PM

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