Saturday, 19 August 2006

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DISINSOMNIA! [Other installments of Sekocom, Inc. games include DISADVENTURE!, DISADDENDUM!, DISMORALIZED!, DISINSOMNIA!, WHARTON!, GRADING!, DISBELIEF! and DISCONVENTION!.] Copyright (c) 1980, 1982, 1983, 2006 Sekocom, Inc. All rights reserved. DISINSOMNIA! is a registered trademark of Sekocom, Inc. Revision 23 / Serial number 8940726 On The Couch You are sitting on the couch. It is 10:00 PM. On your lap is a cat. To your left is a cat. To your right is a cat. The second disc of House is on the table. > go to bed You watch two episodes of House and are impressed by the frequency of improbable events which occur in the Princteon-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. > go to bed You watch two more episodes of House and are impressed by the frequency of improbable events which occur in the Princteon-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. > go to bed The third disc of House is on the table. > take nyquil Despite the dangers associated with taking over-the-counter medication when no symptoms present ... > "no symptoms present"? Are you even listening? Ahem: You have watched four episodes of House and have been impressed by the frequency of improbable events which occur in the Princteon-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. You're practically a doctor. > intubate someone You are ALONE in your apartment, House isn't about veternarians, and self-intubation would most likely be fatal. > don't intubate someone A fine decision. Now, as I was saying: Despite the dangers associated with taking over-the-counter medication when no symptoms present, you walk into the kitchen and drink a capful of green liquid which promises freedom from the sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever you don't have. So you can rest. Medicine. However, it succeeds only in making you extremely drowsy. > wake up I thought you wanted to go to sleep. > go to bed You watch two more episodes of House and are impressed by the frequency of improbable events which occur in the Princteon-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. At this pace, you will run out of House in two hours. > send back Netflix Because the mailman will work on Sunday just for you? > crap You can say that again. > crap I didn't say anything would happen if you did, dipshit. > go to bed Can't say I didn't warn you: You watch two more episodes of House and are impressed by the frequency of improbable events which occur in the Princteon-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Congratulations, you have run out of House. > read book In your condition? You can hardly keep your eyes open, mate. > THEN GO TO BED You flip channels in search of a mindless movie to watch. Can't Hardly Wait is on HBO2, but The Sea Wolf is on AMC and watching it is, arguably, productive. Which one do ... > Can't Hardly Wait You watch Can't Hardly Wait and, again, notice yourself pining for the closing credits as the movie turns from innocuous to unwatchable pap with twenty minutes left. Also, the Nyquil has worn off. > drink...

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