IRVINE, CA - Investigators are looking into reports that Penn State University professor Michael Bérubé is responsible for the recent deluge of email received by customers of Amazon.com (AMZN). "The evidence speaks for itself," officials in the district attorney's office said.
Last night, an anonymous source sent The Acephalous Daily Sun-Times Tribune Bugle copies of sexually explicit instant messages exchanged between Mark Foley and a teenage boy, both of whom are reportedly uninvolved in this case. This morning, a different anonymous source slipped copies of incriminating emails under the Daily Sun-Times Tribune Bugle's door while it went across the street for another double eggnog latte con panna:



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