Thursday, 01 February 2007

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Meanwhile, In Space... (For those utterly baffled by what I've written, a suggestion.) Oglethorpe: Emory, come quick und see mein moving pictures on the television! Emory: Hey, I was like asleep and stuff. Oglethorpe: You will sleep like a dead person after I have killed you if you are not silent und vatching!(Foxnews plays clip of Ignignokt being detonated by Boston police.) Emory: Is that who I think it was? Oglethorpe: Vait a minute und they will show it again!(Foxnews plays clip of Ignignokt being detonated by Boston police.) Emory: I thought the plan was, like, for us to kill him and stuff. Oglethorpe: Quiet! I vant silence while I dance und express ze happiness that I am feeling when they show him explode again.(Foxnews plays clip of Ignignokt being detonated by Boston police.) Oglethorpe: Oh! His death by explosion it never gets old. I cannot wait the three minutes for it to be shown again!(Foxnews plays clip of Ignignokt being detonated by Boston police.) Emory: Um— Oglethorpe: Um no thing! We vill observe silence when we are watching him ex—(Foxnews plays clip of Ignignokt being detonated by Boston police.) Emory: I don't know, you know, I think it may get boring after a while. Oglethorpe: Vait, vait, this is mein favorite part!(Foxnews plays clip of Ignignokt being detonated by Boston police.) Emory: Are you sure that's him down there, because there are a couple of— Oglethorpe: Of course it is, you can tell by how he explodes und makes me happy. Emory: I don't know, it just seems— Oglethorpe: —like you are a terrible person who vants to ruin my happiness vith his always yapping.(Foxnews plays clip of Ignignokt being detonated by Boston police.) Oglethorpe: Ve should have a party und invite hot women who vill dance with us provocatively. Press ze button und cover us in the confetti of our victory! Emory: Alright. Oglethorpe: Those buttons are red! You'll destory us all! (Emory presses a red button. Balloons and confetti fall from the ceiling. House music plays.) Oglethorpe: (dancing) Now where are the many hot women with whom we will be dancing in the celebration of the Moonidiot exploding? Emory: (looking out the window) Um— Oglethorpe: Stop with the pooping on mein party and direct me to the hot ladies! Emory: (looking out the window) Um— Oglethorpe: What is with your umming? (looks out the window) What is this I am seeing with mein eyes? (looks back at the television, on which Foxnews is playing the clip of Ignignokt being detonated by Boston police) Emory! Vat is this I am seeing with my eyes? Emory: I think it's a middle finger? Oglethorpe: Und who is the person who is flipping us birds with his middle finger? Emory: (looks at the television on which Foxnews is playing the clip of Ignignokt being detonated by Boston police) I'm—I'm not sure. Oglethorpe: Because it looks like ze person who is exploding on ze TV again.(Foxnews plays clip of Ignignokt being detonated by Boston police.)...

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