Thursday, 20 September 2007

How Will Dissertation Format Scott?

(via this, hat tip Becks)

The joke mandates Scott into the standardized chair. Scott absorbs dissertation. Dissertation reasons. Scott needles dissertation.

Dissertation objects throughout Scott.

Scott busts an understood idea throughtout the needless batch.

Dissertation leaps below Scott. Why won't Scott reach? Scott decides beneath a concept. Scott beams! Dissertation compresses Scott. Will dissertation duff Scott?

Scott combats an opposing dialect within dissertation. Dissertation washes Scott in the faint magic. The wish cheats below Scott. Scott warps dissertation. Scott exaggerates the heresy below the circle.

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Scott poses as dissertation before the open college. Should dissertation disappear outside Scott? The insight puzzles around dissertation. Why can't dissertation consent inside Scott? Can Scott cope dissertation?

Dissertation safeguards Scott without the conventional nostalgia. Will Scott bore on top of dissertation?  Dissertation wears a published cloud. Scott tiles a deciding saga across an inclusive stuff.

Dissertation nests around Scott. Dissertation screams the day. Scott whales dissertation. How does the bitten transcript shine against Scott? Scott grows on top of dissertation. Each bond arms Scott. Why can't the keyword harden beside Scott?

Scott rants behind dissertation. How can Scott retract inside dissertation? Scott complains without dissertation. Dissertation corrupts Scott. Scott cites dissertation above a shorthand rival. Dissertation graces Scott.

Scott treats the philosopher above your misery. Into Scott clogs dissertation. Dissertation studies Scott. Scott reacts beneath the target. The activated hypocrisy cries past dissertation. Scott speculates!

The rose incompetence bays within dissertation. Every bliss sighs dissertation. Scott broadcasts dissertation beside the wretched refrain.

Should Scott struggle beside the slim mania?

Sep 20, 2007 7:34:27 PM | Dissertation

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SEK

Since we're generating needless nonsense, why not send it through Babelfish a few times?

The joke requires Scott in the standardized chair. Scott absorbs the paper. Paper reasons. Paper on needles of Scott.

Paper articles in each Scott.

Scott explodes a covered throughtout the idea the unnecessary group. The paper bends under Scott. Why won't Scott reach? Scott decides under a concept. Bundle of Scott! The paper compresses Scott. Ugly paper Scott?

Scott fights an opposition dialect in the paper. The paper washes Scott in the weak magic. The desire fraud under Scott. Paper on chains of Scott. Scott exaggerates the heresy under the circle.

Scott waits under the paper. Paper-trace! Would a mood Scott have to jump? Scott hurts the paper apart from a kept derivative. Paper trousers.

A symptom publishes Scott. The paper releases itself in the proximity of Scott. When can the paper beside Scott incite itself? Paper on conferences of Scott in the proximity of the rectangle.

Scott places as paper before the open university. To disappear if the paper except Scott? The puzzles of sense of sharp around the paper. Why can't the paper agree within Scott? Can Scott master paper?

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Rants of Scott behind the paper. How can Scott withdraw the internal paper? Scott deplores itself without paper. The paper corrupts Scott. Scott quotes the paper over a stenography opponent. The paper honours Scott.

Scott treats the philosopher over your misery. In the paper on obstacles of Scott. The paper examines Scott. Scott reacts under the goal. The activated evil cries after the paper. Scott speculates!

Those pink inability departments in the paper. Each paper on luck sighs. Paper on emissions of Scott in the proximity of the miserable Refrains.

Who is to fight Scott in the proximity of the thin Man?

Posted by: SEK | Thursday, 20 September 2007 at 08:32 PM

SEK

And now through the East Asian languages:

Joke it demands the Scott inside the chair which it standardizes. The Scott absorbs water the paper. Reason at document. In needle of Scott paper.

Inside each Scott article at document. The Scott explodes the throughtout which it supplies idea the group which is unnecessary. The paper nine keeps at work in the lower part of the Scott. The Scott not arriving why?

The Scott decides in the lower part of concept. Bundle of Scott! The paper compresses the Scott. At Scott the ugly is document? The Scott fights an opposition dialect inside the paper. The paper washes the Scott inside the magic which it omits. Desire it buys in the lower part of the Scott.

In chain of Scott paper. The Scott exaggerates a paganism in the circular lower part. The Scott waits in the lower part of the paper.

The paper track! The mood Scott must spring up the place? The Scott will ask and the origin which it defends and the paper it hurts. Pants at document. The symptom publishes the Scott. Inside getting near of Scott emission form at document.

Encourage does the paper when possibility is in the side of the Scott? Inside rectangular getting near in conference of Scott paper. On front of open university with paper Scott place. When the paper excepts the Scott, it disappears to be respected?

In surroundings of paper riddle of feeling of day width fortune thing. Does the paper agree why inside the Scott? The Scott it can exile the master? The paper the perfume which is common maintains the Scott without.

The Scott was related the surface of the paper? The paper carries the cloud which it publishes. The Scott by the decisive brick and a saga covers the material which it besieges.

In surroundings of Scott nest at document. In whale of Scott of document upper walking day paper. The light How are you the water transmission answer back Scott? The Scott develops in the paper.

Each duty arms the Scott. Does the keyword do why strongly inside getting near of the Scott? After paper good Un assurance of Scott. The Scott withdraws the inside paper how and?

The Scott deplores the paper without. The paper degrades the Scott. The Scott refers the paper in stenography relation. The paper the Scott gives a honor.

The Scott treats the philosopher your unhappily. In obstacle of Scott inside paper. The paper examines the Scott. The Scott counter-action does in the lower part of aim. It is a n which will cry afterwords the evil silver paper which it activates. The Scott speculates!

Inside paper that pink color inefficient father. Each paper sighs in fortune. After being miserable, lyem inside getting near in emission of the Scott the paper.

Who is thin fights the Scott?

Posted by: SEK | Thursday, 20 September 2007 at 08:35 PM

Becks

Awesome. That's taking it to the next level.

Posted by: Becks | Thursday, 20 September 2007 at 08:52 PM

Sisyphus

Who is thin fights the Scott indeed?


So, it sounds like your writing day was as bad as mine...

Posted by: Sisyphus | Thursday, 20 September 2007 at 09:37 PM

SEK

Let me leave it at this: had I written "who is thin fights the Scott," I'd have kept it.

Posted by: SEK | Thursday, 20 September 2007 at 09:39 PM

Tim Lacy

When you wrote "Dissertation leaps below Scott," I thought of the scene from Harry Potter (can't remember which movie/book) where he buys the book that's also a monster. He curiously opens the book, and it chases Harry around the room. Harry ends up on his bed, peering over the edge at the book hiding underneath like a shy cat. Is your dissertation under your bed, staring at you like that a wary little monster? - TL

Posted by: Tim Lacy | Friday, 21 September 2007 at 03:12 PM

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