LOLar Bear Photo-Captioning Contest

JPool's correct: this photograph demands to be LOLar beared.  As my attempts barely rate pathetic, you should risk a shot.  (I see JPool already has.)

I care not what Mr. Bear's crying about—could be global warming destroying his habitat, or it could be having to read Lacan—so long as it's funny, I'm happy.  The winner, well, the winner will have me add the winning caption to the photograph.  (How's that for incentive?)

UPDATE: The photograph originates here.  All praise ucumari for his or her stunning work.

Comments

[hermit greg]

1. IM FIND U NOW!

2. IS NO SIN IN IT?

[Sisyphus]

He appears to be mutating into a unicorn, (deer?) considering the lumps growing out of his head.

I hope JPool will win the caption contest with the habitat quote.

[surlacarte]

WHY IZ EVERY1S TRY NOT THINK BOUT ME?

[Adam Roberts]

...EIGHT ... NINE ... TEN ... REDDY OR NOT, HEER I COME

[Adam Roberts]

...EIGHT ... NINE ... TEN ... REDDY OR NOT, HEER I COME

[Adam Roberts]

Oops. Worse, I see that Hermit G already used that gag. So how about:

I PULLZ OFF MY M1S1ON 1MPOSIBLE MASK TO REVEEL...
TOM CRUU2E!

[Adam Roberts]

Or:
O N0ES!
WHY MY HANDS SO BIG AND LEGZ SO SMAL?

[Karl Steel]

Polar bear walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What will you have?" Polar bear says, "I'd like a gin....and tonic." "Why the long pause?"

"WERE BORN WITH THEM!"

[hermit greg]

I do think Jpool's "baby seal" is the one to beat.

[anon]

I EATS STEPHEN COLBERT NOW!

[Rich Puchalsky]

UR IN MY CO2 LEVL
MELTN MY ICECAP

[hermit greg]

I CAN HAS ICE BACK NOW?

[happyfeet]

ohai darknesses frend

i haz cumz toks wichu agin

[todd.]

DEER GOD
PLEZ SEND MOR ICE
K THX BAI

[JPool]

IM IN UR ZOO

BEMONIN MY FATE

Thanks, this is much more fun than writing my dissertation.

[Sisyphus]

DEY NEVR LET ME PLAY
RENDEER GAMZ

[Adam Roberts]

O NOEZ!
MAI JUST-FOR-MEN NOT WORKIN!

[Timothy J Scriven]

Why cant'z I haz bukkit to!