JPool's correct: this photograph demands to be LOLar beared. As my attempts barely rate pathetic, you should risk a shot. (I see JPool already has.)
I care not what Mr. Bear's crying about—could be global warming destroying his habitat, or it could be having to read Lacan—so long as it's funny, I'm happy. The winner, well, the winner will have me add the winning caption to the photograph. (How's that for incentive?)
UPDATE: The photograph originates here. All praise ucumari for his or her stunning work.
1. IM FIND U NOW!
2. IS NO SIN IN IT?
Posted by: hermit greg | Tuesday, 25 September 2007 at 10:23 PM
He appears to be mutating into a unicorn, (deer?) considering the lumps growing out of his head.
I hope JPool will win the caption contest with the habitat quote.
Posted by: Sisyphus | Tuesday, 25 September 2007 at 11:23 PM
WHY IZ EVERY1S TRY NOT THINK BOUT ME?
Posted by: surlacarte | Wednesday, 26 September 2007 at 03:51 AM
...EIGHT ... NINE ... TEN ... REDDY OR NOT, HEER I COME
Posted by: Adam Roberts | Wednesday, 26 September 2007 at 04:08 AM
...EIGHT ... NINE ... TEN ... REDDY OR NOT, HEER I COME
Posted by: Adam Roberts | Wednesday, 26 September 2007 at 04:09 AM
Oops. Worse, I see that Hermit G already used that gag. So how about:
I PULLZ OFF MY M1S1ON 1MPOSIBLE MASK TO REVEEL...
TOM CRUU2E!
Posted by: Adam Roberts | Wednesday, 26 September 2007 at 04:11 AM
Or:
O N0ES!
WHY MY HANDS SO BIG AND LEGZ SO SMAL?
Posted by: Adam Roberts | Wednesday, 26 September 2007 at 04:12 AM
Polar bear walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What will you have?" Polar bear says, "I'd like a gin....and tonic." "Why the long pause?"
"WERE BORN WITH THEM!"
Posted by: Karl Steel | Wednesday, 26 September 2007 at 07:21 AM
I do think Jpool's "baby seal" is the one to beat.
Posted by: hermit greg | Wednesday, 26 September 2007 at 09:06 AM
I EATS STEPHEN COLBERT NOW!
Posted by: anon | Wednesday, 26 September 2007 at 09:29 AM
UR IN MY CO2 LEVL
MELTN MY ICECAP
Posted by: Rich Puchalsky | Wednesday, 26 September 2007 at 10:02 AM
I CAN HAS ICE BACK NOW?
Posted by: hermit greg | Wednesday, 26 September 2007 at 01:21 PM
ohai darknesses frend
i haz cumz toks wichu agin
Posted by: happyfeet | Wednesday, 26 September 2007 at 01:41 PM
DEER GOD
PLEZ SEND MOR ICE
K THX BAI
Posted by: todd. | Wednesday, 26 September 2007 at 01:50 PM
IM IN UR ZOO
BEMONIN MY FATE
Thanks, this is much more fun than writing my dissertation.
Posted by: JPool | Wednesday, 26 September 2007 at 10:17 PM
DEY NEVR LET ME PLAY
RENDEER GAMZ
Posted by: Sisyphus | Wednesday, 26 September 2007 at 10:54 PM
O NOEZ!
MAI JUST-FOR-MEN NOT WORKIN!
Posted by: Adam Roberts | Friday, 28 September 2007 at 06:26 AM
Why cant'z I haz bukkit to!
Posted by: Timothy J Scriven | Sunday, 30 September 2007 at 03:59 AM