Monday, 03 December 2007

Google's Images, Searched for Me

A reader who attended a function I'd planned to (but, due to illness, could not) attend suggested I spend a few minutes skimming the results of a Google Image Search for my name.  (He wanted to be sure he could spot me in the crowd.) 

Intrigued, I took him up on his offer.  The results are ... interesting. 

A search for my full name, bookended by quotation marks, returns:

And that's on the first page.  Keep flipping and you'll find:

Something must've gone horribly wrong with Google.  I don't even like Salma Hayek, much less—what do you mean "Page Rank"?  This post will do what? 

Seriously?

Crap.

Dec 3, 2007 8:54:58 PM | Weblogs

7 Comments

todd.

"I don't even like Salma Hayek" is like the bit about colorless green ideas: it has no meaning in the English language. It is essentially nonsensical.

Posted by: todd. | Tuesday, 04 December 2007 at 12:20 AM

foolishmortal

I don't even like Salma Hayek.
Neither do I. She looks like a secret agent dressed up in an almost perfect hot woman disguise.

Posted by: foolishmortal | Tuesday, 04 December 2007 at 07:20 AM

Mikhail Emelianov

i googled myself and found out that i'm an oceanographer and i live in Spain! thanks Scott! well, i'm off to study more about fine thermohaline structure of intermediate waters.

Posted by: Mikhail Emelianov | Tuesday, 04 December 2007 at 12:50 PM

dunno

The Salma Hayek link makes sense to me, since I originally discovered this blog through Daniel Drezner's blog, where Salma Hayek is featured at least a few times a month.

I guess that doesn't really make sense, though.

Posted by: dunno | Tuesday, 04 December 2007 at 04:23 PM

SEK

Wait, so my good name's a proxy for his sexual fixations? That ... that ... that just doesn't seem right.

Posted by: SEK | Tuesday, 04 December 2007 at 09:03 PM

John Emerson

To save Scott from Salma, everyone should Googlebamb the Bundchen link.

Posted by: John Emerson | Wednesday, 05 December 2007 at 03:07 PM

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