(x-posted.)
(blows into tuner)
They say we never vetted her,
The Old Gray Lady lies!
Now hear why we can bet on her,
Plain truth they can’t deny:
We vetted her by land,
We vetted her by sea;
We vetted nook and cran,
(Where all best vetting be).
We vetted her through sleet,
We vetted her through snow;
We vetted all her sheets,
But netted no eye-holes.
We vetted all her homes,
We vetted all her locks.
(Sam vetted her with ham,
In boxcars with a fox.)
We vetted all her friends,
We vetted all her beaus.
(We would’ve vetted Luke,
But he yee-hawed! the road.)
We vetted both her hands,
We vetted all her guns;
We vetted target ranges,
Then vetted us some fun.
We vetted her up high,
Through clouds into blue sky;
We vetted her down low,
Where earmarks roil the sty.
We vetted her in caves,
Deep in Afghanistan,
Then vetted her for days,
Through half of Pakistan.
We vetted ’til her bloated,
Blood-swollen as a tick,
To say she wasn’t vetted
Would be a—hic; a —hic; a—hic;
‘Twould be impolitic.
I don't have video of this (yet), but I'm trying to track it down. If you saw it, you saw how devastatingly bad it was.
http://gerrycanavan.blogspot.com/2008/09/lieberman-on-msnbc.html
Andrea Mitchell: Do you feel Sarah Palin is qualified to be commander-in-chief if God forbid, something should happen to John McCain?
Joe Lieberman: Well…you know…let's assume the best (chuckles uncomfortably). John's in great shape, he's gonna be the president and let's assume that nothing bad will happen…why should we? But if it does…yes, she'll be ready.
Posted by: G C | Tuesday, 02 September 2008 at 11:47 PM
love it! What's the tune? Where's the youtube video of you singing it, eh? Come on, get with the multimedia entertainment here!
Posted by: Sisyphus | Tuesday, 02 September 2008 at 11:57 PM
Updated with video.
http://gerrycanavan.blogspot.com/2008/09/lieberman-on-msnbc.html
Posted by: G C | Wednesday, 03 September 2008 at 03:37 AM