The one thing even long term readers might not know about me is that 1) I do all the cooking and 2) am quite good at it (if I do say so myself). (And I do.) I am not, however, good with following recipes or remembering how I improvise on them. In order to preserve how I prepared meals worth making again, I'm going to share them with you. They're largely variations on recipes from the only cookbook that's also an education: The Professional Chef by the Culinary Institute of America. It weighs in at 7.8 lbs. and is every bit the beast an almost eight-pound book should be. In it you learn what equipment to buy (one good chef's knife can replace an assortment of space-cluttering gadgets); how to use that equipment in the most effective way possible (the time people spend cooking can be cut in half by the knowledge of how to cut an onion); how particular flavors are produced (both in terms of spicing and preparing dishes); how certain textures are achieved (especially important in soups and with meats); and I could go on but you see my point: this is the book to purchase should you want to learn how to cook. I'm going share recipes in its spirit: not only will I tell you what to do, I'll also explain why I'm doing it.
Chorizo Cilantro Chili
Mexican (pork) chorizo (or substitute with soy chorizo)
Unripe (green) serrano chilis (for back heat)
Ripe (green) jalapeño peppers (for front heat)
Chipotle peppers in adobo sauce (for round heat)
Gebhardt's Chili Powder
2 bunches of cilantro
1 bunch of green onions
2 medium yellow (or 1 large Vidalia) onions
4 cloves of garlic
8 Roma tomatoes
3 cans of pinto beans (12 oz.)
Molasses
Brown sugar
3 cups chicken (or vegetable) stock
Kosher salt
Pepper
Prelude: A word about those peppers.
I didn't specify how many you'll need because that depends on what kind of heat you desire. If you prefer your tongue and the roof of your mouth on fire immediately, go heavier on the jalapeño peppers because they have front heat. Front heat also overwhelms all the other flavors in a dish, meaning a bottle of quality hot sauce can make mediocre food edible or mask an off-note in what would otherwise be a ruined dish. (I like Cholula. The pequin [30,000 to 60,000 Scoville units] and arbol [15,000 to 30,000 Scoville units] chili combination provides pure flavor-masking front heat.)
If you want to taste the flavor of your ingredients before you taste and feel the heat, go heavier on the back heat-providing serrano peppers. One word of caution when producing back heat: when you taste the progress of your dish, you need to taste a little more than you normally would to fully register the back heat. If you fail to feel its full effect, you can easily produce a dish that tastes wonderful in your mouth but burns holes through your throat and stomach.
I designate chipotle peppers as "round heat" because they are, in fact, jalapeño peppers that have been smoked and packaged in adobo sauce. They provide a sweet initial warmth before leavening into a surprising back heat. If you're not accustomed to working with fire, I recommend starting with one chipotle pepper, because unlike jalapeño and serrano peppers (which need to be sweated), you can add chipotle peppers and adobo sauce after the initial sweating of the vegetables. Before we do that, though, we need to cook the chorizo.
Step One: Cook the chorizo
Because chorizo contains so much fat, there is no need to oil the pot before cooking it. (I cook this all in this hard anodized sauce pot because the non-stick surface means I need less fat to sweat the vegetables.) Just squeeze the chorizo from the tube and cook it over medium heat until it has released some of its fat content and has the consistency of slightly runny scrambled eggs. Then remove the chorizo from the pan and set it aside, but leave the fat in the pan because we will be using it to sweat the vegetables. (If you opt for soy chorizo, you'll need to add a little olive oil to the pan after you cook it.)
Step Two: Sweating vegetables (onions, garlic, peppers, tomatoes, green onions, cilantro)
Sweating vegetables is like sauteing them, only the point isn't to brown them but get them to release their juices. They will do this more quickly if you apply a dash of salt to them in the pot. (The salt helps break down the vegetable cell walls.) You will be cooking this at medium heat.
- Dice the yellow onions and coarsely slice the first three inches of the green ones (cutting thin small strips from the root bulb up). You want to aim for a medium dice so the yellow onions are recognizable when the chili is served. Add the all the onions into the pot in which you cooked the chorizo and add some salt. Because there isn't much fat in the pot, you want to work the onions around until they're coated in the chorizo fat. Stir occasionally to avoid browning. Set the remaining green stalks of the green onion aside for later.
- Mince the garlic and your peppers. You want to mince them finely to distribute their flavor so as to avoid having someone bite into a chunk of unadulterated heat. Add them to the pan with the onions and let them cook for about a minute. Taste the mixture to determine whether you achieved the desired level of heat. I prefer back heat because it allows you to taste the other ingredients before it hits you. So I use 1 jalapeño pepper, 2 serrano peppers and 1 chipotle pepper. I opt to do the heat test here because because if you screw it up early, you can toss the mixture without having wasted too much time or money.
- Roughly dice six tomatoes and add them to the pot. Add another pinch of salt to help release the liquid from the tomatoes and stir. Your ingredients should reduce to the consistently of a thick salsa.
- Last but not least: coarsely mince one entire bunch of cilantro. I like to use the stems and the leaves because the stems are flavorful and they remain crunchy and I like a little crunch in my chili. Throw it in the pot and stir it around for about a minute. Now begins the boring stuff.
Step Three: The boring stuff
I call this the boring stuff because it involves adding stuff the to pot and letting it sit.
- Add the beans to the mixture and stir them in.
- Add two cups of stock (chicken or vegetable) and about a tablespoon of molasses. Stir it around and then give it a minute. The molasses will initially provide a bitter taste before mellowing into something more semi-sweet. In order to prevent that bitterness from being overwhelming, cut it with one tablespoon of brown sugar. (Which is sweeter than molasses but also has that slightly burnt taste.) If you so desire (and I usually do), you can add some of the adobo sauce into the mix here too.
- Add a teaspoon of Gebhardt's Chili Powder. (I like Gebhardt's because it provides a lot of depth but very little heat, so any mistakes can be corrected with a few drops of honey. [Did I mention that honey cuts heat? Because it does.] Now where was I?) Stir it in.
- Reintroduce the chorizo into the pot from whence it came. Stir and reduce the heat from medium to low. You are now playing the wait-and-tweak game. You can continue to tweak the flavor using the Gebhardt's, adobo sauce, lime juice, molasses, brown sugar, salt or chicken stock. Just be sure you thoroughly mix the chili and let it settle before tasting it.
- Cover and let the mixture reduce until it reaches your optimal chili consistency. (I like mine a little soupier than most, which translates into about an hour of reduction.) Now on to the optional stuff.
Step Four: Prepare the (optional) late additions and the garnishes
Remember those greens onions and two tomatoes you set aside? They go in about five minutes before you serve the chili to provide little bursts of freshness to your chili.
- Slice the onions into small strips. Place half into the chili and half in a little bowl for garnish.
- Dice the tomatoes and place one into the chili and the other aside for garnish.
- Coarsely mince the leaves of the other cilantro bunch and set them aside for garnish.
Step Five: Eat some chili
Serve it in bowls alongside the garnishes and a little cheese of your choice. I like a cheddar-type one like queso menonita, but some people prefer the creamier, more mozzarella consistency of Oaxaca. Apologize to anyone who thinks cilantro tastes like soap because they will not like your chili.
Did you see Julie & Julia, and did you like it? I did like it a lot, but I do not do all the cooking nor consider myself particularly gifted in that regard (though I can have some fun with working at it).
Posted by: The Modesto Kid | Sunday, 08 November 2009 at 08:48 PM
First, let me say I glossed over one thing (so as not to be too personally revealing at the get-go): my wife and I lived with my best friend from high school for four years . . . and he's a trained chef, so I'm not "self-taught." I had damn fine guidance, much more than the average late-afternoon half-stab-at-a-gourmand. And I didn't mention that the cost of trying to cook well is invariably having to eat dishes that failed spectacularly. (When soups or sauces break---that is, when its starches separate from its fat and form what looks and [texture-wise] tastes like parmigiano, and for which the only actual parmigiano can redeem it---you either eat it or go hungry.)
But I haven't seen Julie & Julia, though I did listen to a long NPR retrospective about Child's life when it came out . . . which has no bearing on the actual film, I know. That said, I can sorta cook, but you can actually play "California Stars" which means you're the winner here.
Posted by: SEK | Sunday, 08 November 2009 at 09:22 PM
I'm a bit more improvisational than you, and much less organized. I do enjoy reading discussions like this, though, because I pick up techniques: in this case, I think my chili would benefit from the cook-and-set-aside trick you use for the chorizo, to keep it from completely disappearing in the process of cooking. That honey trick might come in handy, too.
For a while I was putting cocoa in for a little mole-esque overtone, but since my chocolate allergy kicked in.....
Posted by: Ahistoricality | Sunday, 08 November 2009 at 09:32 PM
Aw thanks! I do enjoy reading about your chili recipe. When you said "the only cookbook that's also an education" I immediately flashed on that movie, and Julie talking about Mastering the Art of French Cooking.
Posted by: The Modesto Kid | Sunday, 08 November 2009 at 09:43 PM
I do enjoy reading discussions like this, though, because I pick up techniques: in this case, I think my chili would benefit from the cook-and-set-aside trick you use for the chorizo, to keep it from completely disappearing in the process of cooking.
One of the problems with me writing/talking about cooking is that I'll go on for days because I'm barely trained but very opinionated. That said . . .
Yes, setting the chorizo aside ensures the meat will retain its integrity. The problem with the chorizo sold in the States is that there's a lot more fat and dry spices in it. It can be squeezed from its casing as a semi-solid, but it's really a gelatinous fat that's trapped some spice particles and bits of pork in it, so once the fat renders, it's time to remove all the solids from the pot/pan.
The honey trick is one that can be used to great effect: you can create deeply spiced dishes that aren't the least bit spicy. It's something Cajun chefs do to create complicated flavors: you amp up the spice, then tone it down; then amp up the spice, then tone it down; then rinse, repeat. The result is a dish whose history grants it a depth and complexity that can't be attained by mere spicing alone. I actually do this with red sauce all the time: I add crushed red pepper to spice it up, but then sink a small block of parmigiano-reggiano to tamp the spice down. Doing so complicates the flavor without forcing your wife to down a gallon of milk (the casein proteins in milk scrub the pepper capsaicinoids of their heat, which is why parmigiano-reggiano cuts heat in the first place).
As for the cocoa mole, you can replicate it without using chocolate. The molasses/brown sugar combination approximates it well enough, you just need to go a little heavier on the molasses to mimic the bitterness of the chocolate. I'm not sure of the exact ratio, but with a little experimenting, I don't doubt that you could replicate the cocoa effect without triggering your cocoa allergens.
Did I mention me being overly opinionated about matters of the kitchen? Because honestly, this must be what it's like to be a conservative convinced that they know and are right about everything . . .
Posted by: SEK | Sunday, 08 November 2009 at 10:02 PM
When you said "the only cookbook that's also an education" I immediately flashed on that movie, and Julie talking about Mastering the Art of French Cooking.
I've not read the Childs and can't link to the portions of the CIA book that teach you how to hold a knife, dice an onion, identify a superior flank steak, etc., but it's not limited to a single cuisine (as, I take it from the title, Childs's book is). It's more of a primer that, if (sorta kinda) mastered, makes cooking into a joy instead of a chore. Sure, there's work upfront to be done/learned, but once you do . . . that said, you can safely skip all the stuff about the kitchen equivalent of ethos and how to run a tight ship as a kitchen manager (which is what you can access in Amazon's preview), because it's interesting but not all that relevant if you're cooking for less than 30 tables.
Besides, I'd trade my skill for yours in a heartbeat. (As would my musician-wife, who'd love to be married to someone who could play something besides baselines from two-decade-old R.E.M. songs.)
Posted by: SEK | Sunday, 08 November 2009 at 10:12 PM
Very interesting. Since one of my great limitations as a cook is the fear of excess, this gives me a tool that could be very useful. Also, next time my sister-in-law cooks chili for us, I know what to do....
Posted by: Ahistoricality | Monday, 09 November 2009 at 12:15 AM
I feel obligated to step in and say I ate this chili and it was, as the kids say, totally bomb. Definitely worth the 45 minute drive (and $9 in tolls) to get out to Scott's new place. Almost good enough to make me feel bad that his Tigers lost a tough game. Almost.
Posted by: todd. | Monday, 09 November 2009 at 01:04 PM
I could of course ask my Rachel about this, but she'd probably take the opportunity to bambozzle me with Judaica, spin some yarn about how when the Israelites were in the desert of bitter herbs with nothing but dreidels to eat etc. etc. So I ask you: there's really such a thing as 'kosher salt'? How can it possibly differ from gentile salt?
Posted by: Adam Roberts | Monday, 09 November 2009 at 05:11 PM
IANA Rabbi, but my recollection is that "Kosher" in this case refers to the fact that coarse (the defining feature of the Kosher varieties) salt is packed on to kosher meat, especially chicken (which is why we had salmon at our wedding....) to draw the blood out, or some such ritual purpose.
Posted by: Ahistoricality | Monday, 09 November 2009 at 05:38 PM
Kosher salt is indeed coarser, and the reason chefs prefer it is because it's easier to estimate "pinches" and, because of its size, it can be transported in said "pinches" without spilling salt everywhere.
(On another note, I see by my sitemeter that I'm now a millionaire! If only I'd charged everyone a penny!)
Posted by: SEK | Monday, 09 November 2009 at 05:46 PM
Also, some chefs, I'm told, prefer the kosher salt because it's not iodized, which has some subtle taste effects. Too subtle for me: I hardly use any extra salt (stuff like chorizo and canned beans have plenty) in cooking because my father was on a nearly zero-salt diet while I was growing up. In my case it's not for health reasons: I just don't like more than a very little bit of salt. I can taste the difference between using and omitting the quarter-teaspoon in toll house cookies, and I really, really prefer without.
I have, however, become a fan of the really chunky sea salt in our salt grinder for table use. You don't need a lot of salt to really feel like you're salty.
Posted by: Ahistoricality | Monday, 09 November 2009 at 07:42 PM
I've never tasted the iodized/non-iodized difference either, but I can tell the difference between kosher and sea salts. It's not just that the latter are saltier, but whatever other minerals are present where it's harvested certainly can be tasted. I had the most disgusting salt---yes, salt---at a friend's house a few years back, and it turned out to be some sort of specialty sea salt that's laced with minerals that made it taste more than a little bitter.
Posted by: SEK | Monday, 09 November 2009 at 07:57 PM
Follow-up: I finally used that honey trick! Slapping together a vegetarian chili (so my spouse could have the traditional black-eyed peas for New Years) in a hurry after our holiday travels, I went overboard on the cayenne and tabasco. Couple of squeezes of honey and a big pile of chili powder later, I had a shockingly good-tasting result.
Many thanks, and may you have a happy, healthy and flavorful year!
Posted by: Ahistoricality | Saturday, 02 January 2010 at 07:55 PM