Tuesday, 28 August 2012

Which makes Batman the liberal fascist of what now?

For a split-second, I liked Grant Morrison a little, then I realized he'd made me jealous of Jonah Goldberg, and hated him all the more:

This exchange occuers in the third issue of Batman Incorporated, which unfortunately doesn't end the "Is Batman a conservative?" debate by having the Batman repeatedly punch this Goldberg-proxy in the face. That said, Bulldog may not actually be a Goldberg-proxy, since we all know he's a "monster-man," not a "man-monster."

ACTUALLY: Given that that's Bruce Wayne in disguise in the green there and he's chosen his own rogue's gallery, I suppose it's safe to say the Batman is, at the very least, implicitly punching the Goldberg-proxy in the face repeatedly. Damn it, now I'm tempted to like Morrison again.

Aug 28, 2012 1:27:27 PM | Batman, Batman Begins, Film, Grant Morrison, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises

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Dave

In a certain sense I like that conservatives recognize that Batman is such an awesome character that they feel the need to claim him for their ideology. It's kind of hard to blame them. And for the most part I chalk that need up to their tribalism and their conclusions up to confirmation bias. But in the end I obviously wish they would take seriously some of the values Batman stands for.

Posted by: Dave | Tuesday, 28 August 2012 at 01:51 PM

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