Because nobody has any other reason to read.

Sunday, 13 January 2013

Because nobody has any other reason to read.

LITTLE KID comes to SEK's door to retrieve the basketball he launched onto SEK's porch.

LITTLE KID: Hi. My basketball landed on your—WOW. You have so many books!

SEK: I know, I'm a tea—

LITTLE KID: ARE YOU A WIZARD?

SEK: Why else would I have so many books?

LITTLE KID: (turning around) MOM HE'S A WIZARD! I MET A WIZARD!

SEK: Let me get you your—

LITTLE KID: WIIIIIIZZZZZZAAAAAARRRRRRDDDDDD!

Jan 13, 2013 10:31:00 PM

2 Comments

...knew it...

Posted by: mxyzptlk | Monday, 14 January 2013 at 01:07 AM

The next time you have to confiscate a basketball you can say, "Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger." when you return it.

Posted by: NickS | Monday, 14 January 2013 at 02:49 PM

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As long as the "conversation" about guns concerns hypotheticals about fictions ... ... I don't see the harm in adding more fictions to the hypotheticals. Given that the opposition's evidence is the "millions" of home-invasions that've been thwarted yearly, or most probably even hourly, by gun-savvy Common People Who Love The Constitution More Than Dirty Liberals Do, I don't see why Dirty Liberals oughta restrict themselves to reality. And so: Q.E.D.

Damn it, Bill I defended Obama against Althouse et al.‘s unfounded and visually illiterate accusations, but I just can’t bring myself to back the Big Dog when he’s so obviously enjoying the view: