Tuesday, 01 October 2013

OBAMACARE! Copyright (c) 1980, 1982, 1983, 2006, 2013 Sekocom, Inc. All rights reserved. OBAMACARE! is a registered trademark of Sekocom, Inc. Revision 23 / Serial number 8940726 West of Apartment Complex You are standing in an open field in west of a white apartment complex, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. > e The door is locked. There is evidently no key. > kick door I don’t understand that. > chicago jackboot thug kick I don’t understand that. > black panther power You don’t understand that. > power of greyskull Fine. By the Power of Greyskull you open the door. You are in the kitchen of the white townhouse. A table seems to have been used recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west, and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. To the east is a small window which is open. On the table is a computer open to Healthcare.gov. > what is dot gov Healtcare.gov is a website on the Internet that you can use to find affordable health care. > what internet This is going to be a problem. > WHAT INTERNET A series of tubes. Information goes through them. You will like it. > e You look out the window but see nothing of interest. You return to the computer and look at Healthcare.gov. > no dont Yes, you do. > no, dont Yes, you do. You choose the state you want to have health insurance coverage in and hit return. > then what Hold on. > then what Hold on. > SO THEN WHAT Fine: > what in fuck is that That is an image file. Computers have them now. > naked ladies I don’t understand. > want see naked ladies Really? You discovered the Internet two minutes ago and all you want to see is naked ladies? > NAKED LADIES Fine: > saw that You are waiting for the opportunity to acquire good healthcare coverage at a reasonable price. > am wait for naked ladies As soon as you have finished signing up for healthcare coverage you can see some naked ladies. > now Let me check: > what about now Let me check: > LADIES NAKED NOW What if you got eaten by a grue? What would happen to you? > kill computer You do not want to kill the computer. > kill internet You cannot kill the Internet. > kill kill kill You really want to kill something? > KILL KILL KILL Fine. You have a head cold. > what You have a head cold. This morning it migrated to your lungs. You are coughing an awful lot. > i am You are. You seem to have acquired a nasty case of bronchitis. > go doctor You do not have a doctor. You cannot afford one. Your cough is getting worse. > fix it You cannot afford to fix it. You are on the floor covered in specks of blood. You are drowning...

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